By EDUARDO PAZ-MARTINEZ
McALLEN, Texas |...The day Bob Torres left her for another woman, wife Thelma Lou immediately cancelled her Facebook account after telling every woman on her page to go find a man and get laid.
"I am free, damn free, at last," she went on after detailing that last argument with her husband of four years, an explanation that included her own confessional.
"My dear, I have been continually unfaithful with the maid," Bob had said before she told him she'd been with his bowling buddy, Homero Garcia, for almost three years, the sordid affair, she noted, having begun after a PTA meeting that ran a tad short.
"I knew it!" he'd screamed while she laughed. And then, as if now electrified, he had grabbed his Houston Astros ballcap from the hat rack near the front door and turned back to look at her before saying, "Anyone else? I mean, that I know?"
Thelma Lou smiled and mouthed a name, fully knowing that Bob was a crackerjack lip-reader.
"Sheeeeeeee-it!" was all he said about that one.
Smiling Thelma Lou watched him scoot out of the house, angle toward his two-tone El Camino and then watched as he backed out into the street and roar-off like a spurned teenager.
Upstairs in the master bedroom, she undressed and grabbed her sexiest silver & black negligee, readying for bed. The walk to the corner and back had been refreshing; corny Bob leaving had been expected...
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I know Homero Garcia and, yes, he would do it! LOL
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