LA ZONA FINAL:...NFL Gets Taylor Swift...NFL Uses Taylor Swift...NFL Is Still Boring...

 

By EDUARDO PAZ-MARTINEZ

McALLEN, Texas | The Face of The National Football League? Really? Pop star Taylor Swift has been getting more ink than just about any NFL player this year. Yes, more news reports than Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott! More than (fill in the blank ________)!!!

How cool is that?

Well, we say it's not cool at all. It's the NFL giddily grabbing onto a superstar. To gain fandom, you know. Swift is the top moneymaker in music and concerts these days. And because she is dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, well, Taylor's now at the ballpark wherever he is playing.

Home and on the road.

But what do you know?

Your Dallas Cowboys, at 4-2, are off this weekend. yeah, no game, not until next Sunday, when they host the Los Angeles Rams and continue their boring, up & down season. Or, as the boys like to say at the bar, their usual shittiness.

So, welcome Taylor Swift!

If only we could get Stormy Daniels to date Dak.

Oh, well...

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[EDITOR'S NOTE:..."La Zona Final" is what Old School football fans call The End Zone...]