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AUSTIN, Texas | It wasn't pretty, but it was a win. What else can you say about a game as boring as fog. That was Texas vs. Wyoming, a yawner of the first order. The score, 31-10, speaks of an easy win, but it was tighter than, as Billy Ocean would sing, painted-on jeans on some lovely honey.
Spare me the yards passed and yards rushed stuff; I was watching it at a bar full of Horns fans who seemed to whoop and holler with every play, a shitty eight-yard gain or a run-of-the-mill gang tackle.
This blurb from statesman.com: [ For the first time since 2012, the Texas football team is 3-0.
Not that keeping that unblemished record intact was easy. Texas had to outlast an unexpected challenge from Wyoming in a 31-10 win at Royal-Memorial Stadium on Saturday night. The Longhorns entered this game as a heavy favorite, but needed a fourth-quarter scoring spree to break a tie with Wyoming (2-1) and secure the victory.
Texas opens Big 12 play next week at Baylor (1-2). ]
Well, sure, Go Horns!
Baylor has nothing this season so that should also be one for feeling the effects of a Valium tablet or two, as they like to say, no, scream, in crazed-excitement-at-every-turn Emergency Rooms across this grass-whorled country...
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Hey, they won!
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