By EDUARDO PAZ-MARTINEZ
McALLEN, Texas | The semi-attractive Republican congresswoman was being fondled at a showing of the haunting musical Beetlejuice in Denver. Fondled by a Democrat, the press breathlessly reported. Oh, man. This after trial-related info about outside-the-marriage sexual Olympics enjoyed by troubled Republican Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton?
Why, yes, Maria. Yes. Republicans also like sex. Wherever they can get it.
Firebrand politician Lauren Boebert was the star attraction in the audience during the musical performance, there having her lovely breasts caressed by Democrat Quinn Gallagher, a Colorado businessman. The video, and photos taken from the black & white theater video, are all over the Internet, so much so that the 36-year-old Boebert has issued an apology.
This from the conservative dailymail.com: [ Lauren Boebert, who became a grandma earlier this year aged 36, blamed her divorce and the anxiety of being out in public after she was caught heavy-petting with "Democrat " boyfriend Quinn Gallagher, waving her hands, singing loudly, using flash photography and vaping.
After being ejected from the show last Sunday, she asked an usher "Do you know who I am?" and gave a staffer the finger. But she made a startling U-turn late Friday night blaming her behavior on her "public and difficult divorce."
"The past few days have been difficult and humbling, and I'm truly sorry," she wrote in a statement. "There's no perfect blueprint for going through a public and difficult divorce, which over the past few months has made a challenging personal time for me and my entire family.'
We looked for but could find no comment from fondler boyfriend Gallagher, who seemed, well, too-happy working Boebert's nice, supple tits. Perhaps later today, eh, Quinn?
Boebert's time in Congress has been just as dramatic, but we've told those stories here before.
No, none about fondling, or, well, sexy, totally doable Boebert being fondled.
The theater lights were down, we should note.
Perhaps that inspired touchy-touchy Democrat Gallagher...
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OMG! How embarrassing for her. Crazy.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? Wow. Nothing surprises me anymore about politics.
ReplyDeleteThe video must be nice. Although this chick is one crazy broad. Screamer. Loser.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like that's her arm and hand on his leg and crotch. Slutsville! GOP is so hypocritical.
ReplyDeleteShe's 36 and going through a divorce from a man who was jailed after doing the same to a young lady a bowling alley in their hometown. But, really, can there ever an excuse for this - being fondled in a public place? She had to know there were security cameras all over the place - as there were. I actually feel sorry for her...
ReplyDeleteMake love, not war.
ReplyDeleteLOL
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