FAT CITY:...Scatterbrained Broads For Trump...

 

By EDUARDO PAZ-MARTINEZ

McALLEN, Texas | So, now that it looks as if oft-indicted Donald J. Trump will be the Republican Party's saddled horse in the 2024 presidential election race, well, who's in line to serve as his dummy vice president?

Mike Pence again? Naaaaaaaaah. Too boring.

Sara Huckabee Sanders, the Republican governor of Arkansas? Nope. Too ugly.

Vivek Ramaswamy, the candidate sensation of the moment? Never. Too dark.

Then we found this at rollingstone.com: [ At some point in the near future, Trump is going to have to pick a 2024 running mate and would-be VP, and while we now know that this specific job includes responsibilities like "being okay with the boss calling you a pussy," "rolling with the punches when the boss’s supporters threaten to hang you," and "understanding that, from time to time, the boss will blame you for his insurrections," there are, somehow, still people who actually want it. Badly!

Rolling Stone magazine reports that conservative nightmares Marjorie Taylor Greene and Kari Lake are currently in a "death race" to be named Trump's 2024 VP, a job that we again must emphasize involves working for a guy who thinks nothing of siccing his blood-thirsty followers on individuals he’s mad at. 

While the women have kept it civil in public, the outlet reports, "behind the scenes, the two view one another with intense distrust and disdain, each seeing the other as direct competition for Trump’s political affections," according to several people familiar with the matter. Viewing Lake as a direct threat for the gig, Greene has reportedly "gone beyond simple attempts to raise her own profile in the ongoing Trump veepstakes," and has recently taken to “trash-talking” the failed Arizona gubernatorial candidate to "to others in the MAGA elite, political circles, and conservative media, multiple." (Last spring, People magazine revealed that in an effort to win the VP nod, Lake had practically moved into Mar-a-Lago, and was spending more time there than Melania Trump, a.k.a. the ex-president’s wife.) ]

Both of these chicks are ditzy as all get-out.

We say Trump will pick some dude (like the one in the photo at left), because, well, he has shown himself to be a person so weak and lame inside that he always wants to take it out on another man. That's his powerplay. Those who know him know it.

Kari Lake is damaged goods. She lost her last election for governor last November and is said to be considering a run for the U.S. Senate seat currently held by flighty Kyrsten Sinema, the one who left the Democratic Party earlier this year and went Independent.

High-neck Congresswoman Taylor Greene is a Georgia snake. Her accomplishments in the House are exactly zero, but she has the skewed brain cells to always be able to come up with some dumbass inanity and have the entire country laugh at her. As Veep, she would drive Trump nuts, even more than he is at present.

But we would most certainly love to see these two broads in a political catfight.

Wait, no, better would be a real bitch-slapping, hair-pulling fist fight...

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