By EDUARDO PAZ-MARTINEZ
McALLEN, Texas | Weeks of watching her third campaign for Vicente Gonzalez's congressional seat tells us he will easily win reelection in 2024. I mean, easy. Like taking candy from lying, lard-ass, hog-face George Santos. Gonzalez wins!
You ask: How can you say that here a year and a half before the election?
Well, Mayra Flores, 37-year-old, wind-up doll of the racist/bigoted Republican Party, has bored the hell out of us. It's the same diseased-colon meat sandwich from her every morning on her Facebook page, where one-note Flores is dispensing lies she told last year! Mother of God! (Oh, she'll love that phrase).
A winning candidate, we have always said, has to go and grow. Tell me something I don't know. Stop feeding me the bullshit, Mayra. That was a loser last November, and it's a loser for the November after this next one. You can't show up at your flea market fruit stand with rotten bananas, baby. We see nothing new in your latest campaign.
Yes, she'll say it's early.
But what is she doing? Are there daily planning sessions with her (Anglo) handlers from Washington, D.C. - the dudes who make her rehearse ridiculous speeches. Uh, with her it's child trafficking, as if some woman from tiny, struggling Los Indios could ever grasp the international line she cavalierly throws at you about that. Mayra Flores is no Albert Einstein, kids. Her educational background is barely there (an Associate's Degree from a funky, small junior college so far from Harvard that to call it secondary education is to wish for big laughs).
Listen to her. Rural, guttural tone of voice telling me that Democrat President Joe Biden has failed the poor people of South Texas. Shit, honeybun - what politician has NOT failed the people of South Texas. We look to Vicente Gonzalez, shown in photo above at right, only because he is the best candidate in the field.
Spare me the "open border" you so decry, you who only became a citizen at age 14. Sling that pro-Trump crap at your mirror. It's where it belongs. So that you can see it daily and never forget.
If ever there is a sin for any politician, it is the one that says: Be anything; just don't be boring.
34th Congressional District candidate Mayra Flores has nothing.
She's being "handled" by outsiders and South Texas voters don't cotton to that Guaiac stuff. Be yourself, or be quickly branded a poser, a loser wannabe. That's where Mayra Flores is today, fighting even herself to be something that she is not - a woman at clear odds with her head. Clear the set: Someone call "Make-up"!!!
We know. She could blow us away tomorrow, but we sincerely doubt it.
Vicente Gonzalez wins.
Final answer...
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